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But again, he was sucked back in. Again, he dog-paddled furiously. As he reached for the icy riverbank on his fifth try, he gripped enough of the surface that he pulled a fraction of his body over top, like a seal breaching water onto the ice. On the slick surface, he slid downward again, back toward the water before pushing up, screaming, willing several more inches of body mass onto the surface. Up, back, up, back, sliding and sliding until he had enough of his body onto the ledge where he could turn and flip over, yanking his sled up onto the riverbank beside him. Finally, at last, his body was on land.After his impromptu marathon, Ripmaster began running.

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